BOND-ing Is Hazardous

Title: BOND-ing Is Hazardous


Pairing: Kurt x Blaine


Rating: PG-13, with some mild violence from Blaine's part.


Summary: For this prompt submitted by 4leaf_clover in the kurt_blaine community: Spy! Blaine with oblivious-boyfriend Kurt + maybe because of his connection to Blaine, Kurt gets hurt or kidnapped by the bad guys. Might be slightly cracky + sorta crossover....? XD




A/N: It's freaking 3 am in the morning my place, and I've been awake since yesterday 6am. I literally can't sleep because I've got a dreadful stomach bug, stumbled across the prompt post, and decided to just fill the first prompt I see in the last page. Anyway, 4leaf_clover, hope you liked this, and sorry if it's a bit different from your expectations.


Also, my fics are un-betaed, so sorry for any grammer/spelling mistakes! <3







( BOND-Blaine here~ )

WORD VOMIT POST

I don't like to read top!Kurt fics. It's the ultimate truth. 


I adore bottom!Kurt to pieces, and I can see him as a dominant and demanding sub, but not really as a top. 


Other people might disagree, but hey, this is just what I like.


The problem is, I'm a major, major Klaine shipper. And I read Klaine fics pretty much everyday. And somehow, a large majority of the Klaine fandom seems to favour bottom! Blaine recently, and I just can't tell you how many fics that I've read which had me wincing in the end when it turned out that it was a top! Kurt fic....*wails in despair* 


I can still accept switching! fics, but if it's a firmly top!Kurt/bottom!Blaine Klaine fic, then sorry, but I've got trouble swallowing that fact. Some fics are helpful enough to put up warnings, and I'm grateful to the authors for it and will  mostly skip reading the fic. 


I've tried, trust me, I've tried, to read top!Kurt Klaine fics, but it just leaves me a wincing and whimpering mess. Not because I think that Kurt can't be a top, but more because of the fact that I can't think of Blaine as a bottom. Bottom! Blaine is just an idea that escapes me, and I treat it like a plague, to be avoided at every moment possible. 


Until now, I think there are only less than ten fics that feature top!Kurt which I read and absolutely adore. They are mostly in the Puck/Kurt, Kurt/Finn fandom, (in which in the Puckurt fandom, those authors are the only ones who could write top!Kurt and I would read it) but there are one or two in the Klaine fandom too (in which these are just so well written that I can actually overcome my bottom!Blaine disdain....).


But aside from these anomalies, I really just freaking love top!Blaine, and since I already am obssessed with bottom!Kurt, the top!Blaine + bottom!Kurt combination just makes it my ultimate Glee fandom pairing. <3


So sorry, but I don't see me reading any bottom!Blaine Klaine fics in the near future.....Perhaps in a million years or so...O____o